I am not a dinosaur scientist- I only sell them- but I do know a dinosaur when I see one. Here's one I discovered in Siem Reap, Cambodia:
This dinosaur is obviously a cousin of Stegosaurus. After the hard work discovering this beast I relaxed with a couple of cocktalls, then dined on some indigenous Cambodian cuisine (steak, pizza, and something called "amok," which sounded weird so I skipped it).
The only dinosaur I saw in Vietnam lives inside this mausoleum:
However, armed guards dissuaded me from photographing Hochiminhosaurus.
We had a layover in Japan on the way home, and it's here where I discovered how dinosaurs actually became extinct.
Turns out they were made of paper.
(If anyone is interested in non-dinosaurian aspects of our trip, they can be found here: